about me

Me in dark sunglasses, a black “Wor$t Girl in America” cap and a pink t-shirt that says “Did daddy buy you that for Christmas? That’s real nice”

hey besties, i am here with yet another creative bit. i have tried blogs, tiktoks, substack, you naaaame it, but this little site is my next endeavor… how long will it last? is this the thing i have been searching to find and create? IDK sisters, but i do know i have had fun building this. i hope you find some joy here and get away from scrolling on that phone!!!!!

the basics

name
michael to all, mikey to some, jacquez to my parents, and quezzie coming soon (working on a rebrand)
star sign
capricorn
vibe
HR professional by day… annoying by night…. tastemaker always

things i love

  • my man
  • absurdism
  • the woke left

things that piss me off

  • zionism
  • ugly people (ugly is a state of mind)
  • happy hours that end at 5